Check out the great coverage of a crazy press conference in the Times.
What are the odds that this won't be on The Daily Show?
My two favorite parts are the "folded like a cheap camera" (?!) line, and the miracle where a bite of kosher pastrami became kosher salami when lodged in the throat.
As for the former: Don't these guys run 47th street photo? What kind of weird folding cameras do they sell there?
As for the latter: Is that some kind of weird Jewish version of transubstantiation? (link provided - nothing's better than a joke that needs explanation)
Thank you, I'm here all week. Try the veal.
And hey, you stay classy San Diego.